Top 10 Assholes (at last vote)
2011 assholes of the day:
Winner: Bob "Snakemaster" Maguffee (May 5, 2011)Honorable Mentions, from Seve to Dick Van Dyke (May 12, 2011)
Winner: Chris "CMoney" carlson for Failed "Man Up!" (May 19, 2011)
Honorable Mention: Steve "Heartless" Markunas (June 9, 2011)
Winner: Tim Kachelski, for "debauchery and intent to defraud" the league (June 16, 2011)
"CART 79 WHERE ARE YOU?!" (August 18, 2011)
Honorable Mention: Bobbie comes up short! (August 25, 2011)
2010 assholes of the day:
First 2010 AOTD Award a "Lawless" Affair (5/6/10)Bad Chad & Nessie - The case of the third greenie marker (5/20/10)
Dishonorable Mention to Steve Hollywood Markunas (5/27/10)
Dave Lawless for "Undue Accusatory Oratory" (6/3/10)
Bill Roachie Roach for "Indian Giving" a Pic Pic (6/17/10)
Rick "Snapper" Carlson for "GROSSLY ARROGANT IMPOSITION UPON FAMILY" (6/24/10)
dishonorable unmentionables (7/1/10)
Steve Markunas for gross unpreparedness (7/8/10)
Herb Green, what's in your wallet? (7/29/10)
Bad Chad for "EXCESSIVE BRAGGADOCIO" (8/12/10)
CAPTAIN BILL for "EXTREME EXCESSIVE BRAGGADOCIO (8/19/10)
NESSIE for his Hansel & Gretel routine (8/26/10)
2009 assholes of the day:
Darren Bentley for “unforgivable Snapper sin” (8/13/9)“Born to be wild” (8/6/9)
Chris Carlson for extreme gullibility (7/30/9)
Bill Cape for behavior unbecoming of a Snapper (7/23/9)
Numerous "breaches of golf etiquette" nominations (7/9/9)
Wolf for "Selective availability in Jamie bet payoffs" (6/26/9)
Cap'n Brad Dishonorable Mention (5/21/9)
Timmy K for his Woody Hayes impersonation (5/20/9)
Miscellaneous dishonorable mentions (5/11/9)
2008 assholes of the day:
Blevins exhibits Dyslexic Telephonophobia (8/21/8)Hollywood and Wolf team win for over-anxiousness (8/7/8)
The Assassin falls for the exploding ball trick (7/31/8)
Dishonorable Mentions (7/17/8)
Dishonorable Mentions (7/10/8)
Dishonorable Mentions (6/26/8)
Dishonorable Mentions (6/19/8)
Dishonorable Mentions (6/12/8)
Steve “Hollywood” Markunas (6/5/08) "for dressing like a Ken Doll"
Tim Kachelski (5/29/08) "Little Timmy K offers an "oral""
Nekkid' Dave (5/21/08) "solicitation and receipt of never before offered Majestic Valet Relay"
2007 assholes of the day:
Chad Ellis (8/16/07) "Unprepared for golf"Jerry Carlson (8/9/07) "Self inflicted goose excrement
Tim Kachelski (7/26/07) "illogical explanation of sock tees"
Jerry Carlson (7/12/07) "disregard for card captain duties"
Bill Cape (6/28/07) "Scotch taped wallet"
Bill Cape (6/21/07) "Conduct unbecoming to a Snapper"
Steve Peltier (6/14/07) "Shang wins WDFN drawing"
Dave Mitteer (5/31/07) "Man Overboard!"
2006 assholes of the day
Steve Markunas (8/17/06) "Careless cart crashin"Rick Carlson (8/10/06) "disregard for his duties"
Gary Fulgham (7/13/06) "obsessive impurities behavior"
Tim Kachelski (7/3/06) "obsessive impurities behavior"
Chris Carlson (6/28/06) "No matter what for"
Dave Lawless (6/9/06) "efeminite refusal of an overly caloried beer"
Dave Lawless (5/24/06) "unnatural creation of loose impediments"
Steve Markunas (5/16/06) "Misplaced trust in fellow golfers"
Rick Carlson (5/10/06) "blatantly ignoring Snapper league by-laws"
2005 assholes of the day:
Greg Carlson (8/25/05) "Spartan terrorism"Rick Carlson (8/4/05) "excessive pomposity"
Dave Mitteer (7/30/05) "sweet spot gear shift"
Dave Wolfenden (7/21/05) "targeting does from range tees"
Dave Lawless (7/14/05) "forfeiture of decency"
Jerry Carlson (7/7/05) "Who let the
Rick Carlson (6/30/05) "Speaker phone terrorism"
Bill and Dave (6/25/05) "Gilligan impersonation" (DM)
Steve Peltier (6/9/05) "cheapness unbecoming even to a Snapper"
Dave Mitteer (DM) (6/2/05) "sober Dave aloof"
Dave Mitteer (5/26/05) "Tender moments"
Dave Mitteer (5/19/05) "Rudeness to the female mobile purveyor of the golden nectar (beer)"
Steve Peltier (5/12/05) "Misplaced nomination of old frat brother"
Dave Lawless (5/5/05) "excessive balls in the chamber"
2004 assholes of the day
Bill Cape (9/4/04) "Pic Pic'd a Max"Steve Markunas (8/26/04) "Turtle abuse"
Rick Carlson (8/19/04) "attempts to reject honorary award"
Dave and Chris (DM) (8/19/04) "Smoked $11.95 worth of Wolf's $12 cigar"
Rick Carlson (8/12/04) "Picked by Sum Yung Gai"
Chris Carlson (8/5/04) "4-Iron fake-out"
Dave Mitteer (7/26/04) "fling flinging his bling bling"
Jerry Carlson (7/20/04) "bad form anger carry-over"
Jerry and Greg (7/10/04) "teeing off sans opponents"
Tim Kachelski (7/2/04) "Marv Albert immitation"
Bill Cape (6/3/04) "False yardage to partner"
Jerry Carlson (5/15/04) "actions threaten free flow of beer"
Jason Wolfenden (DM) (5/8/04) "I got a 5-1"
2003 assholes of the day
Steve Markunas (8/21/03) "left windows down in storm"Bill and Dave (8/7/03) "switched nametags"
Jerry Carlson (7/24/03) "Pic-pic shanghai"
Greg Carlson (7/17/03) "Take your pick"
Chris Carlson (6/12/03) "College Boy's Chaos Defense Rejected"
Rick Carlson (5/29/03) "Shoeless Snapper"
Carl Jordan (5/15/03) "for wrapping golf cart in giant condom"
Ryan Zelenbaba (5/8/03) "for flaunting his greenies money"
no winner (5/1/03) "a few unworthy nominations"
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