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Welcome to the inside scoop. DaBlade hits the road so you don't have to, to report the news you really don't care about.

2016 Snapper Season 


2015 Snapper Season 


2014 Snapper Weekly News

Miguel Angel Jimenez asks: "Are you warmed up yet?" (April 14, 2014) 
Guess what daaay it is? 2014 SNAPPER SEASON IS NOW UNDER WAY!!(April 30, 2014) 
WK1 UPDATE: Pair of subs beat 59 of a kind (May 1, 2014) 
WK2 UPDATE: Majestic Beer Babe of the Week (May 8, 2014) 
WK3 UPDATE: miserable golf weather (May 15, 2014) 
WK4 UPDATE:The RangeShank Redemption meets The Hounds of Lawlessville (May 22, 2014) 
WK5 UPDATE: Card Cap'n goes down with his ship, the A.S.S. Hole-of-the-day!(May 29, 2014) 
WK6 UPDATE: All Scorecards returned and accounted for!(June 5, 2014) 
WK7 UPDATE: BEER BABE OF THE WEEK WINNA!(June 12, 2014) 
WK8 UPDATE: Pay, pay, pay! You wouldn't like Snapper when he's "pugnacious"(June 19, 2014) 
WK9 UPDATE: Beer-N-Corn? Far less seen than the overrated unicorn(June 26, 2014) 
WK10 UPDATE: Subs Shine in Snapper Summer Sun (and other 'S' words)(July 10, 2014) 
WK11 UPDATE: Jim Rockford's Answering Machine: "THAT'S GOOD BILL!!!"(July 17, 2014) 
WK12 UPDATE: Birthdays, Eagles and Beer Babes(July 24, 2014) 
WK13 UPDATE: The last group syndrome(July 31, 2014) 
WK14 UPDATE: Cell Phones (and putter grips) on "Vibrate"(August 7, 2014) 
LAST WEEK UPDATE: FINAL LEAGUE UPDATE AND EXCITING CONCLUSION! *yawn*(August 28, 2014) 

2013 Snapper Weekly News

ok, i f*&cked up again and deleted this entire season. Probably nothing good happened. (I do have Snapper's Word doc originals if I ever get that motivated.)

2012 Snapper Weekly News

TWO WEEK WARNING! 
UPDATE: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!  
UPDATE for Week 1 (May 3, 2012) 
UPDATE for Week 2 (May 10, 2012) WILDEBEEST SIGHTING IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN!
MAJESTIC BEER BABE OF THE WEEK! Meet Jenn (May 10, 2012) 
UPDATE for Week 3 (May 17, 2012) More Beer babes!
Snapper News for Week 4 (May 24, 2012) Post Round AOTD Nomination discussed
Snapper News for Week 5 (May 31, 2012) 
New Sheet Posted for Week 6 (June 7, 2012) Be on the lookout
MAJESTIC BEER BABE OF THE WEEK (June 15, 2012) of "Beer Babes and Bourbon"
Odds and Ends (June 21, 2012) 
Snapper News for Week 9 (June 28, 2012) Winner, winner
Snapper News for Week 10 (July 12, 2012) no Winner, winner
Timmy K Textile Forensics 
Snapper News for Week 11 (July 19, 2012) 
Snapper News for Week 12 (July 26, 2012) ScheduleGate
Snapper News for Week 13 (August 2, 2012) The rollercoaster
Snapper News for Week 14 (August 9, 2012) 
Snapper News for Week 15 (August 16, 2012) 
Snapper News for Week 16 (August 23, 2012) 
Snapper News for Week 17 (August 30, 2012) 

2011 Snapper Weekly News

Revamped Website For 2011! 
Week 1 (May 5, 2011) SARAH is our first MBBOW Winner! 
Week 2 (May 12, 2011) Schedule Anamoly Breaks Space-time Continuum 
Week 3 (May 19, 2011) Rule 6(a) 2011 Darren Bentley Exclusion 
Week 4 (May 26, 2011)Capt'n Bill Multiple Choice Quiz 
Week 5 (June 2, 2011)Rangé - They're Spectacular! 
Week 6 (June 9, 2011) 
Week 7 (June 16, 2011) CONTROVERSIAL RULES CLASH 
Down 'N Dirty Wk 8 and 9 (June 23, 30) 
UPDATE for Week 10 (July 7, 2011)"IRON MAN" Bob Thomas 
R.I.P. MARK BLEVINS - Aka: "The Assassin" - aka: "Smooth" - aka: "Markie Mark" 
Week 12 (July 21, 2011)Constitutional Crisis Narrowly Averted! 
Wk 13 and 14 (7/28 and 8/4)CAPE SCORES BIRDIE! 
Week 15 (August 11)Golf Joke Fillers 
Week 16 (August 18)"CART 79 WHERE ARE YOU?!" 
Week 17 (August 25) 
FINAL YEAR END Snapper Bites: (September 1) 
Copper Hills Scramble Results (September 11) 

2010 Snapper Weekly News

HERE WE GO AGAIN! 
WEEK #1 MAJESTIC BEER BABE OF THE WEEK 
WEEK #3 MAJESTIC BEER BABE OF THE WEEK 
WEEK #4 Controversies Abound 
Naked Dave in "Spider Town, USA" 
POP QUIZ: Snapper League or U.S. Open? 
Belated congratulations to 6/10/2010 Majestic Beer Babe of the Week 
Cap'n Bill- Majestic Pontoon Driver of the Week 
UPDATE for Week 9 
UPDATE for Week 10 
UPDATE for Week 13 
UPDATE for Week 14 
UPDATE for Week 15 
UPDATE for Week 16 
UPDATE for Week 17 
FINAL RESULTS, 2010 SEASON 
Scramble at the Orchards in Romeo 

2009 Snapper News


CARLSON WINS THE LEAGUE!! 
SEPT. 3rd - FINAL LEAGUE NIGHT! 
Snapper Bites August 21 
YOUCALLIS A DISCUSSION? 
You know son they are gonna F$#@ with you - be ready 
IT’S POSITION ROUND AGAIN! 
Step it up a little Jamie 
Meet Carly, our Majestic Beer Babe of the week 
Rule 3. Re-write 
ANYONE SEEN DAVE "THE WELCHER" WOLF? 
CAPTAIN BRAD EXPLAINED his "Man Overboard Fiasco" 
WEEK 5 "No balls for yous" 
Sir Walter Scott, and other obscure references 
"HERE WE GO AGAIN!" 

2008 News stories

Old Man C-Money turns 25 
Beer Babe Cat Fight? 
MYSTERY PHOTO CONTEST 
Kid Rock at Buick Open 
Ping zinged & King Par jarred 
Where's my man bag? 
First week in the can 
Flint Township office space for lease 
Blogs: Elin Nordegren to red-shouldered hawks 
Golf Shot Descriptions 
Chuck E. Cheese in Flint 
Snakes on a plane golf course? 

2007 News stories

SNAPPERS 2007 YEAR IN REVIEW 
DaBlade's Christmas Dream 
Rules Quiz: Is this allowed? 
Back to the '70's? 
Year End Outing and wrapup 
Golf - A happy "eternity of frustration" 
Snapper's Fish Story 
"Ask DaBlade" advice column debut! 
Golfer sinks to an all time Snapper low! 
C-Money Cashes in on an *EAGLE! 
Majestic Beer Babe of the Week: Lori Lynn! 
WHO SHOT 39!?, (and who's skipping Buick Open?) 
Snapper Bites, June 20 
SpongeDave NekidPants?: 
Gary Fulghamism Snapper Jeopardy 
Snapper Bites, May 22 
SCORECARD-GATE 
And we're off! 
Snapper Line-up Shake-up 
PETA Protests Local Golf League 
Shang's refrigerator 

2006 News stories

Holiday songs from your favorite golf league! 
Off season exploits of 2 young Snappers 
Naked Dave passes the LSAT! 
Snapper croons new rule 
COWAN & PELTIER LEAGUE CHAMPS! 
WASHOUT FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS SEASON 
NEWSFLASH: WOLFENDEN CONCEDES THE 2006 SEASON! 
Sunglow Pier -Daytona Beach, Fla. 
Snappers get "Cold Towel" treatment! 
DaBlade makes surprise league appearance! 
Winged Foot's massacre of 2006? 
Lost your golf ball in the woods? 
Inconvenient Truth #1: Al Gore is an idiot! 
SNAPPERS, CAN'T YOU READ? 
Green Tee Controversy settled by Snapper Mandate: 
Golfing in outer space? 
The Da Blade Code (fun with league anagrams) 
WDFN to broadcast live? 
Naked Dave's date 
Sum and the Gipper! 

2005 News stories

New Snapper home for golf and mammaries! 
The Majestic Snappers! 
Adopted league mascot species under Asian assault! 
Andrews Schmandrews! 
New "Trust" hormone could wreak havoc 
Warning: Vacation Story 
League adds new rule 
A man and his tenders (Chapters 2 and 3) By: Naked Dave 
Who are you and what have you done with my partner? By: L'il Snapper 
A boy and his ball 
DaBlade's Mailbag; 
Dimarco signs in/Are Phil's spikes legal?; 
The Carlson Five/Masters Week; 
Bettman doesn't cancel Snapper season!!; 
Could you beam me somewhere, Mister Scott?; 

2004 News stories

Snapper Christmas wish list; 
Violence in sports (is golf next?); 
Deer me! I'd rather be golfing!; 
Snapper Memo; 
2004 Season Closes With More Controversy; 
Ranger Stan's Game of Golf!; 
Naked Dave's "Thought of the Day"; 
Yes Christopher, There Is A Snapper Claus; 
Guess Who Is First Off-Season AOTD Winner!?; 
Cryo Freeze Your Club Heads; 
Have You Checked Your COR Lately?; 

2003 News stories

FRED COUPLES WITH ANNIKA!!; 
There but for the Grace of God, go the Glacial Twins; 
Hacker's Lament; 
British Open Time! Who Wants It Baby!?"; 
From "Rain" to "Reign of Terror?"; 
Snapper Hatchling Arrives at Sugarbush Shore; 
Snapper "Educator" Intolerant of Ranger; 
Loose Grips Sink Chips; 
Snapper Golf League Sitcom?; 
You Say "Colin", I Say "Colon"; 
Not So Fast, Sorenstam!; 
Human Shield or Cannon Fodder?; 
Zoeller Disqualification Goofy; 
This Week in Sports; 
DaBlade's Stroke Savers; 
Today Augusta, Tomorrow the Snappers?; 

2002 News stories

My Drinking League Has A Golf Problem; 
Asian Pit Pot Belly Pig Ring Sting; 
Fulgham/Blevins Destroy Cape/Lawless (PLUS: TOP 5 GOLF CHOKES); 
Idle Observations of the 2002 PGA; 
Cape and Lawless Still in First!; 
GlassHole of the Day Awarded; 
Holy Smokes! Cowan Sinks 30-Foot Stogie Putt; 
Snapper Season Starts Sans Sun; 

2001 News stories

Snapper League or British Open?; 
Tee Time Tiff Not For Tea Totalers; 
Timmy K. Kooks Out?; 
Poison Sumac Alert!; 
Vandalism Suspicious; 
TOM VANDERPORT LOCATED!; 
MIKE WATSON PARS!; 
Snapper Golf League Absolved of Blame For Tornado Damage; 
John Lee Snags Hole-in-One; 
TIGER WOODS ASSAILANT HICCUPS THE CLOWN!; 

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    Golf Trivia Game

    Test your knowledge of the game at the above link. If you select a wrong answer, the ball stops and you are charged with one stroke. Select the right answer and the ball continues to the hole.
    Who's your Snapper?

    (A)One is an idol to millions of pre-pubescent teens, (B)and the other can't sing a note.


    (A)One shaved their head but still manages to display a feminine side, (B) and the other can't sing a note.


    (A)One is a popular radio personality, (B) and the other is known as "The Doctor of Democracy"

    ANSWERS
    Your Snapper is...
    (A)DaBlade, circa 1978, (A)Timmy K., (A)Bill Cape. Catch him on "Ask the Expert" Supertalk 1470AM on Sundays from 4pm to 5pm for your mortgage needs.
    Send me your "separated at birth" pictures and I will add them here, as we play "Who's your Snapper?"
    Snapper Golf Sim?
    Snapper Sim
    Rumor has it that a sequel to Sid Meier's SimGolf video game is under development and will revolve around The Majestic Snappers Golf League. Game play options will allow players to adjust their golf cart governor in order to speed around the course looking for the beer cart. Built-in AI will determine the high score for AOTD votes...
    Shang Cheated?
    Shocking photo reveals a suspicious smudge on the palm of Peltier's hand, calling into question the legitimacy of team 6's championship. Shang insists that smudge was not pine tar, but rather was most likely goose excrement.